Well, this weather today has annoyed me to no end! Raining all morning and then the first bit of sun I venture out for it’s downpouring within 5 minutes! To make matters worse the hooman refused to open the window for me! She says the window next to that one was open the whole time! The indignity of it all, I didn’t want to go back in that window hooman, I wanted a different one opened! After all that I fancied a good wash and a nap. The hooman was bangin on about some “supa meowio brotha” game on the arcade machine this week in the pub. “Does it feed me fish?” I asked, “No” she replied “plus you need thumbs to play it”. Back to the nap it is then! Silly hoomans.